The Spurious Star – Your Alternative to Religion, Therapy, and Disco!
If you’re someone who has felt lost in the world, without direction, burdened by your earthly connections and commitments with no feasible escape in sight, then The Spurious Star might just be for you! The Spurious Star is a group aiming to enlighten and unburden the people of Los Santos. How, you may ask? By their unburdening ceremonies and trials, of course!
Samantha and Terrance Credulous, high authorities of The Spurious Star, have brought their teaching and spiritual guidance to our city for a myriad of reasons. When religion fails your spirit, The Spurious Star steps in. When therapy fails your mind, The Spurious Star is there to help. When Disco fails your body, you guessed it, The Spurious Star is there to pick up the pieces.
It is not a cult. It is an alternative to religion, therapy, and disco. We have already helped many find their way onto the ladder of faith and are proud to watch and assist as they rise towards true faith and enlightenment.
But what are these ceremonies and trials? What is one to expect when calling upon Mr. or Mrs. Credulous for their wisdom and guidance? Well, they proport them to be tests of strength and humanity, faith, and humility. More than anything they aim to bring people together through the light of The Spurious Star!
They encourage anyone, whether you be committed to finding a new way, curious of the possibilities that lay ahead, or otherwise motivated to learn more, to reach out to them on Greg’s Spot, or via their personal phone numbers of 555-7141 (Terrance) or 555-6844 (Samantha). You can also find them on LifeInvader at The Spurious Star, and they plan to have a physical location very, very soon!
